Sooo...I'm pretty sure I'm Apolo Ohno. Well, his clone at least. Don't believe me? Three key pieces of evidence:
1) Both half Japanese
2) Both rock the same shaped, same colored, goatee.
3) Both have the SAME mole in the SAME spot on the left side of the neck.
If that doesn't prove it, I don't know what does. When you see me at the 2014 games collecting short track medals, you'll know why. Also, as a small side note, Ohno is my fucking hero.
1 comment:
haha score one for the hapa people
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